Harvested by the pixie students at the School for the Magically Insane during their midnight foraging classes, this enchanted ingredient is carefully sifted and mixed with moonbeam-infused sugar and dragon-breath-toasted flour. The vampire culinary club insists on adding a dash of unicorn tears for an extra sparkle, while the werewolf baking team howls for the inclusion of crushed moonstone for good luck.
Fairy dust cookies are a favorite treat during exam week, as they’re said to boost memory and enhance magical abilities. The school nurse, a retired Valkyrie with a penchant for herbal remedies, often prescribes them to students suffering from hexes gone awry or potion mishaps.
Baked in ovens heated by friendly fire-breathing dragons and cooled by the gentle breath of wind spirits, these cookies emerge with a golden glow and a hint of iridescence. The witch’s baking club insists on decorating each cookie with intricate frosting runes, adding protection spells and good fortune charms to every bite.
Rumor has it that eating a fairy dust cookie before a transformation helps werewolves maintain their human consciousness, while vampires claim it reduces their sensitivity to sunlight. Fairies swear the cookies amplify their natural magic, and even the most serious Valkyrie students can’t resist sneaking a few before battle training.
Warning: May cause spontaneous levitation, fits of uncontrollable giggles (NEVER to be consumed before a funeral), or the irresistible urge to grant wishes. Not recommended for those allergic to whimsy or with a low tolerance for enchantment. Keep out of reach of mischievous imps and gremlins, who have been known to become hyperactive after consuming too many of these delicacies.
FULL DISCLOSURE: The next installment of School for the Magically Insane: The Witch’s Gowan will be released soon. Just please don’t tell the grim.
